Mitch

A player and a big liar. He lies about everything especially when he says he loves you. Do not trust him.

"No, don't trust him, he's a Mitch!"

by Harrypotter$%@ February 25, 2024

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

Mitch

Mitch the Bitch can be convinced to do anything remarkably stupid in a short period of time. He has that form of stupid masculinity like the guys on Jackass. This coupled with the confidence of someone who has always wanted to be famous just spells disaster. Be aware that this form of idiot is also a Mare which is a demonic spirit of European origin that uses sex as a chance to embarrass women or win the support of people who never valued him in the first place.

I got a copy of the flyer Mitch made this year for the proud boys incel group, they want access to more black bodies now without the establishment of longstanding social inclusion in the financial market.

by T-Exchange May 17, 2025

Mitch Maddie

Not only handsome, but extremely successful, as well.

Wow, that guy is a real Mitch Maddie.

by Your pretty cool coworker December 31, 2019

Mitch

mitch is a silly fella with a big heart. sometimes has an attitude, but usually pretty chill.

hes fun to talk to, and super understanding

10/10 hater

Mitch is so cool

by cheeseandmacabroni May 7, 2025

Mitch

An expression used when your ability to curse is limited and someone is really annoying you

Leave me alone you mitch!
Stop mitching me!
Stop being such a mitch to everyone.
You mitch.

by ZookaV January 26, 2016

Mitch

"Mitch" is a male version of Bitch

That girl has no Mitches

by Idk_what_it_is February 25, 2025