When attempting to insert your fist into a woman's vagina, the point at which the vagina walls are closed tightly around your hand/wrist. A similar sensation to putting on a tight bangle, but lacking the warm, wet meaty-ness.
by villabhoy July 25, 2012
Get the Meat bangle mug.To orally stimulate the genitals of a man in a tooth brush motion as advised by many leading dentists. Usually leading to a backwards application of pearl drop solution but without the minty fresh after taste.
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by Nipflicker January 15, 2009
Get the meat toothbrush mug.(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"
"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010
Get the meat-baton mug.To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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Get the meat cactus mug.1) An expression of satisfaction, especially when you've accomplished something big. Equivalent to "That's what I'm talking about!!".
2) One way of catcalling.
Hot chick walks by, and you yell "Grind the meat!!!".
3) What Mr. Trump did to Grandma Hillary's beef curtains.
4) Essentially anything else you might deem appropriate. There is actually no wrong incorrectto use this phrase.
2) One way of catcalling.
Hot chick walks by, and you yell "Grind the meat!!!".
3) What Mr. Trump did to Grandma Hillary's beef curtains.
4) Essentially anything else you might deem appropriate. There is actually no wrong incorrectto use this phrase.
by the man with the golden gun II April 13, 2017
Get the Grind the meat!!! mug.Progressive rock band from Chicago. They rose to fame in the late 80's and were heavily influenced by The Outfield, Bryan Adams, and Loverboy. Their heavy drug use and wild orgies ultimately lead to their demise. They reunited in 1999 with more of a Smashmouth sound. Often considered rebels or "bad boys." Their fan base is mostly teenage girls. Some of their hits include: "Meat Bus," "Kamikaze Dad," "John Wayne Gasey Rock and Roll," and "Summer Sausage Sex"
Eric: "Did you see Meat Bus last night?"
John: "Are you kidding, they rocked the house and impregnated my wife!"
John: "Are you kidding, they rocked the house and impregnated my wife!"
by john denver experience January 28, 2012
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