Goose Wayne

Flea market version of Batman

Did you see that Dr. Phil episode with Goose Wayne?

by Disportum December 3, 2019

Goose Bulb

When you light up like a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan has done that is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gives me goose bulbs.

by Goose bulb gang September 30, 2020

Ghetto Goose

The annunciation of “huh” when a person from an impoverished area is asking for clarification during conversation, which sounds similar to a goose honking.

You: Sir, do you know where the nearest gas station is?

Ghetto Goose: HUUUHHHHH!?

by Slim_Dikkenz January 24, 2021

Siwwy Goose

The top tier sillyness, the highest amount of silly a person can be, so silly that their sillyness is incomprehendable such as putting water in milk

Rhea is such a Siwwy Goose all the time

by KetchupBoi3000 May 13, 2021

Goose Papoose

The most efficient method to capture a Goose whose leg has been ensnared by fishing line in an attempt to remove debris. Using only whit, athleticism, and a blanket, a passing animal lover might wrap a blanket around the injured creature, there by preventing injury to the beast during the removal of the foreign object and saving the Goose's leg.

Side note: while the Goose in distress might be calmed by this method, a possible side effect could be massive incontinence.

HOLY SH*T, that magnificent sh*t show of a women just ran up and Goose Papoosed that poor thing like a pro! And now she is taking it to the vet to save it! Hope she brought a trash bag, that could get messy.

by A Night in Wisconsin June 22, 2018

goose is loose

Drunk or crazy

*drunk friend
“ the goose is loose tonight”

by Kim Kardashian’s February 3, 2018

Mother Goose

When you sit on someones cold feet to make then warm- similar to a goose with her eggs.

Taylor come mother goose my feet, they're cold.

by Babsock November 2, 2019