nigga flaps

a female with saggy, black flaps, that attract flies.

Kayla lassued her nigga flaps over the tree

by ash nglay January 11, 2008

Mud flaps

When eating out your partner’s ass, s/he shits on your face. The gay men’s version of getting your Red Wings.

When all my straight buddies were sharing stories about getting their red wings, I chimed in with my story of getting my mud flaps!

Last weekend when I was going hard and heavy eating Ryan’s ass, I suddenly got my mud flaps!

by NOLABeefyGuy September 27, 2017

flap dragon

A woman who has the clap.

I've got VD from a Flap Dragon

by SETone September 17, 2006

cow-flap

What is left behind after the cow's departure. Utterly worthless or groundless assertions.

The farm boys practiced their discus throwing with dried cow-flap(s), but it was useless on their exams.

by Take-my-word-for-it October 7, 2013

Flap Cracker

When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.

Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!

1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?

2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.

by PruneBoy October 30, 2013

FLIPITY FLAPS

FLIPITY FLAPS can be anything that flips and flaps.For example the tesitcals, saggy old womens tits,etc

My flipty flaps has a small bump growing on the side of them

by DONALD December 16, 2004

flap flairs

when a womans flaps have been bumped and grinded too much so that they have been bust open like a dwarfs hairy nuddger throdder.

"mum, you have beutiful flap flairs"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006