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dick in the butter

a move where a naked guy is hiding from his roomate by opening the refridgerator door and standing behind it. When the naked guy looks down he notices his chubber is in the butter dish
When Pete saw Eric coming in the kitchen he realized he was naked so he opened the refridgerator door and pulled a dick in the butter.
by EJayK January 8, 2009
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Dick-in-the-booty-ass nigga

Daniel Benjamin Greenblatt. Also a term for anal adventurers of the African American persuasion. Seen in such films as "Black Poles in Dark Holes Three" and "Schindler's List." Daniel received this nickname whilst acting for freaksofcock.com.
Dammit Lawrence, fill up the Brita and quit being a dick-in-the-booty-ass nigga.
by Shlomo Bukkakke January 3, 2008
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when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.
Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..
by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009
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Dick on the Floor

When a person is at a party but just kind of wants to hang out... they are putting their dick on the floor. Also when a gentleman is hitting on a girl and he puts his penis on the floor so much that he gets rugburn. Also known as Delta Omnicron Tau Phi
Most parties I'm at I just put my dick on the floor and let it drag for like two miles.
by StraightChessinIt December 26, 2009
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Dick Of The Day

A name given to someone associated with lads football outings who act like a complete and utter Dick. This can be due to goal keepers attempting to save the ball with their feet rather than their hands, people who begin to run the line and then decide that they have to leave and go shopping with their girlfriend, or even people who feign injury and then decide that they are miraculously cured and can play again once their team has reached the final of a competition.

The consequence of being a "Dick Of The Day" is that said "Dick" must consume a Dirty Pint on the following evening out after the football antics.
Geoff - "Man I Can't believe Trigger went to save the ball with his feet rather than his hands"

Bill - "Yeah, he's defiantly the Dick Of The Day"

Or

Geoff - "I thought Luke was running the line for us today?"

Bill - "He was, but then his girlfriend called him and said they had to go shopping so he left"

Geoff - "WOW.... What a Dick Of The Day."
by Milidrid May 14, 2011
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Dick in the dirt

When things don't go right on multiple fronts and no plan seems to work.
Guy 1 (watching his favorite team get destroyed): Dick in the dirt! We are getting pounded!
Guy 2: Dick in the dirt for sure brah.
by Dood Brah October 14, 2012
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dick in the box

A dick in the box is a gift you give your sweetheart for any celebration.

Ex:(Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa even Birthdays)
This is one present your honey will definitely love and enjoy. Here's how you do it:

One: cut a hole in the box
Two: stick your junk in that box
Three: make her open the box

Inspire by the Justin Timberlake song: "Dick in the Box"

Congratulations you now know what to get your darling for those times you forget to get her something.
Honey I know it's our anniversary but if it helps I got you my dick in the box!
by ArcadianSnowdrop October 29, 2014
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