white hands

The color of a guy's hands after he's done "pleasing himself."

Look at Brett, he's hasn't gotten any in awhile. You can tell by his white hands.

by Bucknut89 December 3, 2011

Gheritt White

The mysterious character in the Gheritt White terminal in Marathon(1)

Thought to be Durandal.

He escaped into the waves.......
The waves......
The waves......
The Waves......

The cyclopian waves(?)

by Farénoch July 8, 2004

White Shotgun

"lupara bianca" (white shotgun) is, in the lingo of the mafias in many countries such as Italy, a murder in which the body is never found.

"Armando, we must use finesse. Make sure you bring the white shotgun." or "Ana fears this may turn out to be another white shotgun case."

by aniggerstolemybike December 6, 2011

the white devil

slang for cocaine

Shelly was getting high on the white devil at the Labor Day party

by Some Turd October 12, 2015

white refrigerator

A white refrigerator. If someone has a white fridge in their kitchen, this is a signifier that they are likely poor or lower class. Conversely, someone who has a stainless steel fridge is less likely to be poor. However, many households who previously had a white fridge as their main fridge, and may have accumulated income to buy a better fridge, keep their former still-functioning white fridge in their garage, basement, or hallway as a secondary fridge in addition to their better primary stainless steel fridge.

I went over to his parents' house and they still had a white refrigerator... I think he grew up poor.

by ayyyyyitsmem October 16, 2020

White-Ladied

When you get king hit and knocked the fuck out while intoxicated. Often times while waiting for a burger/fast food.

Named after a "restaurant" in a notoriously violence-riddled area in the red light district of Auckland.

Brendon: "What the fuck happened to your face? You look like you've got a beak!"

Marek: "Some dude White-Ladied me last night"

Brendon: "Did you at least get your burger?"

Marek: "Nah, but I've got this sweet harelip now."

by B34RD August 3, 2011

Armond White

Annoying hack of a film critic that gives bad reviews to good films and good reviews to bad films, with the reviews being pretentious and nonsensical. On Rotten Tomatoes, he has only agreed with the Tomatometer 51% of the time! Everyone knows, however, that he only does this for attention since his reviews are always the most discussed.

Here's a list of films he hates:

Up (97%)
The Dark Knight (94%)
The Hangover (78%)
Star Trek (95%)
Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)
WALL-E (96%)
The Wrestler (98%)
Benjamin Button (73%)
Gran Torino (80%)
Slumdog Millionaire (94%)
Burn After Reading (78%)
Hellboy 2 (88%)
Iron Man (93%)

Compared to movies he "likes":

Transformers 2 (20%)
Land of the Lost (28%)
Dance Flick (27%)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)
Bedtime Stories (23%)
Transporter 3 (38%)
What Happens in Vegas (27%)
Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")

So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.

Isn't it weird that he's a black man who's last name is White and he likes bad movies and hates good movies?

Armond White is just an idiot.

by david smith, jr. July 2, 2009