by Tes_12 June 16, 2021
Get the Tiktok..theoriesmug. to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward
this is not meant as an insult!
this is not meant as an insult!
"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"
by raeuberstochter April 28, 2022
Get the kleinian theorymug. The theory stating that if a girl feels comfortable talking about her period to a guy of whom she has no intimate relationship, said guy will not be able to smash.
"Yo Cindy talked to me about her period yesterday" says Sam. "According to the period theory that means you won't be able to smash" says Neal
by Fancy Tampon September 15, 2015
Get the period theorymug. The theory that states; if a large mass of Africans are in one area at a given time the mass is so excessive that not even a white can escape from it's colossal force.
Boy 1: I'm on my way to your house. What street do you live on?
Boy 2: Well, you have to take MLK blvd to get there, but I'll tell you from there.
Boy 1: Turning around. Holy Shit...
Boy 2: Wait... Are you serious?
Boy 1: Yeah dude. No offense, but too many of 'your people' in one area can cause me to disappear off the face of the Earth. Have you never heard of The Blackhole Theory?!
Boy 2: Das Racist.
Boy 2: Well, you have to take MLK blvd to get there, but I'll tell you from there.
Boy 1: Turning around. Holy Shit...
Boy 2: Wait... Are you serious?
Boy 1: Yeah dude. No offense, but too many of 'your people' in one area can cause me to disappear off the face of the Earth. Have you never heard of The Blackhole Theory?!
Boy 2: Das Racist.
by Their Savior January 16, 2012
Get the The Blackhole Theorymug. "Innocence theory" is the theory in where if a person is rich, a politician, a movie star, owner of a company, or otherwise well-known - that they are automatically innocent no matter what the evidence is which shows them as guilty. Die hard believers in innocence theory tend to not even care if the person themselves had admitted to the conspiracy.
This makes a joke out of the people who don't know what the word "conspiracy" actually means, as the true definition of the word "conspiracy" is to *conspire* a crime.
This makes a joke out of the people who don't know what the word "conspiracy" actually means, as the true definition of the word "conspiracy" is to *conspire* a crime.
"Oh, so you think Epstein killed himself in jail huh? And what about everyone else who would have wanted him dead? Oh they're innocent? So you believe in *innocence theory* huh?"
"Look, I get that all people are innocent until proven guilty. But to think someone is permanently innocent no-matter the evidence is ridiculous innocence theory."
"Look, I get that all people are innocent until proven guilty. But to think someone is permanently innocent no-matter the evidence is ridiculous innocence theory."
by Biggie Dawg January 11, 2021
Get the Innocence Theorymug. A discount code for literally anything you could ever think of; from Groceries, Concert Tickets, Crack or even OnlyFans pages. This code works especially well in the Epic Games Store/ Fortnite Item Shop.
"Hey man, I've been feeling really shitty and I think I'm dying!"
"No worries dude! I'll take you to the Epic Games Store to use code theory and cure your lack of V-Bucks!"
"Wow thanks! I'm already feeling better."
"No worries dude! I'll take you to the Epic Games Store to use code theory and cure your lack of V-Bucks!"
"Wow thanks! I'm already feeling better."
by TheoryGod October 10, 2019
Get the Code Theorymug. CANCpiracy theory: The Internet memes and claims of people that there are dozens of cures for Cancer but governments/companies conspire to keep them hidden. Coined by media personality and writer Imran Anwar in writing about these claims.
"If there are dozens of cures of cancer, as the cancpiracy theory believers / cancpiracy theorists claim, they must obviously be from different companies and countries."
by IMRAN.TV July 29, 2014
Get the cancpiracy theorymug.