The tuck and duck is when you hear gunshots and dive to the ground in fear for your life. While diving you tuck your penis between your legs and cry till help arrives.
Shots fired!!!
La'ron: why did you pull a tuck and duck
Buffey: because I'm scared like a sissy girl. Please console me and tell me it's gonna be ok.
La'ron: why did you pull a tuck and duck
Buffey: because I'm scared like a sissy girl. Please console me and tell me it's gonna be ok.
by markmartin1989@yahoo.com September 02, 2014
by DoodleArtz April 20, 2019
When your banging your girlfriend on the pullout couch at your buddies and his mom comes running down the stairs. This causes you to tuck your erection back in your pants and roll off of your girlfriend.
Her mom came running down the stairs and I had to perform my pattented Tuck and Roll to avoid getting caught banging her daughter.
by Lazy Larry Lord January 02, 2009
Jimmy was too broke to buy Nyquil at the drug store so instead, his girlfriend told him, "tuck yourself in".
by JellyfillmydoughnutNNMS May 21, 2012
When you thrust your balls and penis forward, then slam your as back catching your balls and penis behind your legs.
by Fci Fort Dix March 02, 2018
After urinating, you hold your penis down as you squeeze out the last of the piss to prevent it from slamming into the toilet rim.
Steve: You'll get herpes if you don't start toilet tucking.
John: That's just a myth.
Steve: How do you explain this?
John: That's just a myth.
Steve: How do you explain this?
by Big Huge Dump December 07, 2010
look at that fool, he's so bucky tucked
by tyler caldwell May 29, 2008