Rusty Throne

During sexual intercourse, giving a woman who has not wiped her ass in a few days a reverse cowgirl.

God, my dick still has crap on it from that Rusty Throne
I like Rusty Throne's

by K. Lintock. January 23, 2010

Rusty Conwell

When a chick is fucked in the ass with such ferocity that she bleeds and shits on your dick, then you proceed to make her suck you cock.

So how'd it go last night?
Dude this girl is a freak! I told he I wanted to give her a Rusty Conwell and she was totally down!
Gross.

by dirty dick sanchez October 13, 2010

rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)

Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.

by Poodefiner June 29, 2014

rusty sock

When a womans on her period and shes getting fucked vaginally, then she gets fucked in the ass therefore creating a rusty sock.

Randy came over for Christmas dinner and was bragging about how he gave a Lot Lizard a rusty sock

by Baby sock December 19, 2013

Rusty Tab

Fecal matter discharged on to one's soul patch

I was going down on Gina last night, and I think she farted and gave me a rusty tab.

by Collygreens October 09, 2012

Rusty Bush

When a women's period ended two days ago but she hasn't showered yet.

Beatrice had a rusty bush, but that didn't stop me from eating at the Y.

by Nottryingtolosemyjobtoday December 20, 2019

Rusty Telescope

Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.

Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.

Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"

by Ziglerfish February 09, 2012