rusty keyboard

to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony

we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"

by the next mozart February 4, 2014

rusty street

you do anal with a fat bitch and she shits on your penis and you get stuck

this bitch gave me a rusty street

by big goat cam meekmillen April 25, 2019

Rusty Conwell

When a chick is fucked in the ass with such ferocity that she bleeds and shits on your dick, then you proceed to make her suck you cock.

So how'd it go last night?
Dude this girl is a freak! I told he I wanted to give her a Rusty Conwell and she was totally down!
Gross.

by dirty dick sanchez October 16, 2010

Rusty Hydraulic

When someone shits in between a girls tits, and rubbs it around. The tity-fucks her.

Boy: "Its bee a while since i have gave someone a rusty hydraulic"
Girl: "Whats that?"
Boy: "Here lemmie show you, just take your shirt off...."

by a-gap right now October 21, 2011

rusty alice

Is the walk after getting anally fucked after fucking with your period. Because of the cum and blood mix together to make a rusty color dripping down your leg.

I should not have worn my white pants after my rusty Alice this morning.

by Marty rocks September 1, 2017

Rusty Throne

During sexual intercourse, giving a woman who has not wiped her ass in a few days a reverse cowgirl.

God, my dick still has crap on it from that Rusty Throne
I like Rusty Throne's

by K. Lintock. January 23, 2010

rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)

Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.

by Poodefiner June 29, 2014