rusty keyboard

to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony

we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"

by the next mozart February 4, 2014

rusty street

you do anal with a fat bitch and she shits on your penis and you get stuck

this bitch gave me a rusty street

by big goat cam meekmillen April 25, 2019

rusty alice

Is the walk after getting anally fucked after fucking with your period. Because of the cum and blood mix together to make a rusty color dripping down your leg.

I should not have worn my white pants after my rusty Alice this morning.

by Marty rocks September 1, 2017

rusty ginger

When you get a redhead give you a rimjob

I got a rusty ginger for us.

by Sluttygrogan November 7, 2014

Rusty Telescope

Similar to a rusty trombone but you put your eye up to the gentleman's anus instead of your lips. Use the penis like an ocular piece by twisting to adjust focus.

Warning: leads to conjunctivitis.

Bill and John were just horsing around when Bill gave John a rusty telescope. John laughed when Bill went to adjust his "focus"

by Ziglerfish March 19, 2012

Rusty dildo

Is a dirty dildo with shit on it or a dildo that is only used only for anal purposes.

"Hey can I borrow one of your dildos?"

"Sure. But don't grab that one. It's my rusty dildo."

by Robyn Souls December 14, 2020

Rusty Rundown

Giving a rim job to an individual after said individual has experienced a bout of diarrhea.

Last night I gave my a girl a rusty rundown.

by RustyZzipper May 22, 2018