Stimulation of the female genitals using (or partial use of) one's nose. To muff or go down on a woman whilst using one's nose.
My wife sure enjoyed my nose painting last night. There is nothing better than nose painting first thing in the morning.
by oskika August 21, 2015
The artistic equivalent of ordering a McDonald’s meal instead of going through the hassle of doing your own cooking at home.
Just as you can enjoy the food prepared by a gourmet chef even if you’re a hopeless cook, so you can appreciate a piece of art even if you’re clumsy at handling a “Paint by Numbers” kit.
by MathPlus January 08, 2019
In construction work an ass painting is used as an initiation type ritual or right of passage for one seeking to learn the trades.
1st yr apprentice: "I told my journeyman my favorite color was red not knowing I was getting an ass painting... so needless to say i went around looking like a fuckin babboon for a week.
by JSmith lu 43 April 07, 2017
by Aroundthefur August 18, 2015
When a male extracts his manhood from his counterpart and proceeds to ejaculate excessively on and around her nether regions.
by jakehandley88 December 24, 2014
by Gdelicious November 12, 2014
by The BBMS thing maker December 20, 2017