DUNNY OYSTER

BROWN COLORED SPUTUM EXTRACTED FROM DEEP INSIDE THE LUNG.

I WAS WORKING WITH BOB ALL NIGHT AND HE KEPT SPITTING DUNNY OYSTERS ON THE WAREHOUSE FLOOR. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HURL.

by NIGHT WEENY July 27, 2009

Oyster Bash

the female equivalent of a sausage fest

the all girls school has an oyster bash every weekend

by edmondsun August 19, 2009

Nasal Oyster

A large quantity of mucus sucked into the mouth from the sinus.....

I could hardly breath till I shucked that nasal oyster....

by djay38 September 1, 2009

Oyster Holder

The two divots above a womans behind on her back, that straddle the spine. They are not visable on fat women. They make perfect divots to collect seamen.

I came on her back, and it ran into her oyster holders.

by bag of swimmers May 10, 2010

oyster folkstone woodland

Known for centuries for oysters by coastal folkstone woodland

Oyster folkstone woodland is the perfect area for finding unexpected treasures.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Oyster Slurp

A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.

Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"

by Pat the Bunny December 20, 2008

pressed oysters

The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.

"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"

"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."

by lexicon_t October 28, 2013