lavender fog

The kind of guy who proudly buys his clothing at gas stations and prefers a mythical beast to adorn his torso. A closeted ginger who has a specific stance and is in love with a Chelsea. Can’t snowboard for shit and likes dudes butts (probably).

That guy with the inflatable pumpkin is a total Lavender fog.

by Bserious October 19, 2018

Fog of Love

When someone finds their love interest more attractive than before they found love in them. It is a natural phenomenon that happens to just about every human being and, in most cases, isn't realised by the subject.

Gary - Emily looks good with or without make-up.
Bill - No she doesn't, you've just got a case of the Fog of Love.

by Vndct December 22, 2018

Fog

The act of F*cking as a result of morning glory.

Tgis morning we had great fog

by Ggracie February 4, 2019

Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in

Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?

by Spoogs August 30, 2018

drown fog

When you take a hit from a blunt or pen, hold the smoke, then drink lean.

You wanna go drown fog after school today under the bleachers?

by euoil88 September 21, 2018

Fog Blocked

When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.

Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.

by Das Koala June 2, 2018

Fog Gobbler

AKA San Francisco Fog Gobbler. When your partner is giving you a blow job and you fart in their face so they end up gobbling up your fog.

I was getting a blow job by a girl from Toronto started to lick my balls and it tickled a bit and I ripped a fart in her mouth and she Gobbled the fog. Hence a Torontian Fog Gobbler. She gagged for a minute then finished the job like a champ.

by Basiltiger April 21, 2018