Testicle Torpedos

Ejaculation of semen, usually on the face, vagina, or anus of your sex partner.

Captain kirk launched two testicle torpedos full power into ohura's ass, on the bridge of the U.S.S Enterprise.

by Swash buckling dildo swordsman June 7, 2007

testicles

something that perky likes to suck on play with at all times during the day

that perky sure likes to suck testicles

by yuppers January 18, 2005

testicle snot

ejaculate from the male organ of any species of sexually reproducing animals.

'Open your mouth and enjoy this frothy load of testicle snot.'

by brothermanben March 22, 2008

Testicleese

A Deity from the on-line game RPG World Online. He is a benevolent gawd, helping the players while striking fear in cheaters and abusers.

Testicleese is named after the make-believe Roman god of Virility. In-game he is an avatar of a Guardian, a large, grey, round monster. This gives the appearance of a large grey testicle.
In-game, players affectionately refer to him as Testy.

Testicleese is the alternate player of Admin Grant, a beloved long-time admin of the game known for his compassion and even-handedness.

Testicleese cast HERO Other on Caligula for 60 bonus.

by RPGWO Lover August 29, 2009

testicles warm

almost balls hot, but not quite

It was balls hot yesterday... but it's not too bad today, it's only testicles warm.

by shadowgeist October 25, 2010

Testicle Mop

The lower part of a goatee. Often connected to the dick broom(see dick broom).

Dude thats a pretty wild testicle mop with that mean ass dick broom.

by steppinout March 19, 2011

Testicle sacrifice

The art of giving your two great genital powerhouses to the great lord Satan, thus giving him the power to mate with Archdemons with your DNA, so you can be part of his cause.

Tom: Aye I preformed testicle sacrifice on my dad last night

Brad: Nice! *Highfive*

(Meanwhile at home)

Dad: *Wakes up* WHERE TO FUCK DID MY NUTS GO?!

by Devilyay666 November 13, 2013