-"Dang look at that guy frolicking over there"
-"Oh dang. I ain't normally one for frolicking, but that man's making it work"
-"That's what we in the biz call 'Running Tennis'"
-"Oh dang. I ain't normally one for frolicking, but that man's making it work"
-"That's what we in the biz call 'Running Tennis'"
by SamJohnson April 1, 2022
Get the Tennis mug.Bear fit n dat- Big bunda- hot Gets all the children (dw he now has a retaining order hes not allowed within a 3 mile radius of a child of primary school)
by Smolly, bradshaw July 9, 2021
Get the Fraiser Tennis Racket mug.Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.
Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
Get the Axis Tennis match mug.In a stunning upset at the 2025 Lexington Table Tennis Amateur Finals, underdog Devin shocked the crowd and toppled reigning champion Blake, handing the favorite his first and only loss of the season to finish with a 27–1 record. Known more for his erratic play than consistency, Devin brought relentless intensity and razor-sharp focus to dismantle Blake’s trademark defensive strategy, winning 27 games in a dramaticbbeat-down fashion. Each blistering rally and improbable return chipped away at Blake’s composure, turning what was expected to be a routine coronation into a gritty, unforgettable battle. The tournament ended not with the underdog’s defeat, but with the downfall of a near-perfect titan—and the rise of a new champion forged in chaos.
Did you hear about the Lexington Table Tennis Massacre of 2025?
I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.
I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.
by dadboddev June 2, 2025
Get the Lexington Table Tennis Massacre mug.by cypressxyz November 9, 2018
Get the Real Tennis Hours mug.Friend 1: I dropped my 9 year old at Butler tennis the other night, you should send your kids there!
Friend 2: Really, my kids would like to try tennis how did little Richard find it?
Friend 1: oh, Richard got double teamed by the Butlers he said he got arse-raped in the changing room then bent over the tennis nets whilst Judas pumped the daylight out of him just before he left he said he got fisted aswell??
Friend 2: Ill have to book for my CJH then
Friend 2: Really, my kids would like to try tennis how did little Richard find it?
Friend 1: oh, Richard got double teamed by the Butlers he said he got arse-raped in the changing room then bent over the tennis nets whilst Judas pumped the daylight out of him just before he left he said he got fisted aswell??
Friend 2: Ill have to book for my CJH then
by AnitaTownsend6969696969 December 18, 2023
Get the Butler tennis mug.Wanneer een speler heel lelijk tennis speelt, kan dat worden gedefinieerd als tennisspel zoals Mayonaise (alleen maar lopen sauzen). Wanneer je met lelijk tennis nog niet kan winnen, moet je extra mayo toevoegen aan je spel om toch te kunnen winnen. Dat is bijvoorbeeld naast backhand slice ook forehand slice om maar zo veel mogelijk ballen op een vervelende manier terug in het spel te brengen.
Sil: “Ik kan niet winnen, hij is te goed”
Yoran: “Probeer Extra Mayo (Tennis) toe te voegen aan je spel”
Yoran: “Probeer Extra Mayo (Tennis) toe te voegen aan je spel”
by HoekieKLTV August 4, 2025
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