Telephone Tennis

When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.

Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell

"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"

by IMakePhoneCalls July 11, 2022

tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.

First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!

by LazyLarry27 April 30, 2021

Road Tennis

Road tennis is a sport, concentrated mainly in Barbados, in which two players go head to head like a tennis match but using a road as a court. The rackets are wooden and the ball has fur removed for bounce. It is fast paced and the net is 8 inches high.

Joshua prefers road tennis to ping pong.

by barbadosrocks April 27, 2020

tennis elbow

a code word for raw dogging goats.

Man, Rich has tennis elbow, said he is going to get it checked out.

by Chris Watts November 16, 2021

Chinese tennis

Tennis but you can’t see the ball

Jun: where da ball!?
Mei: I don’t know man where da ball? this is some Chinese tennis shit!

by Xerts March 5, 2022

Tennis Boat

(SPOILERS FOR RDR2)
In one of the endings for Red Dead Redemption 2 (Specifically helping John with Low Honor) Arthur gets into a fight and is eventually shot by a former member of the gang, Micah. During this sequence, Micah will say *Damn you!" and Arthur will reply with *Damn us both!". The way Arthur says "Damn us both" sounds like "Tennis Boat" which eventually became a meme.

Micah: "You're not better than me, Morgan!"
Arthur: "Whatever you say, you fool!"
Micah: "Damn you!"
Arthur: "TENNIS BOAT!"
*Arthur dies*

by Idfkyoupickone April 14, 2025

turtle tennis

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.

She wanted to play turtle tennis last night!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016