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arse technician

Exactly what it says
Some who spends time and precision whilst bumming another male or female.

This is the direct meaning
Of course it is not used this way , as with every other insult beginning with the word ''ARSE or ASS'' , Arse technician usualy refers to homosexuals (gays , faggots , weirdo's) and is used as a blatent insult.
Shutup nikesh , your more than a bumslave!
your , your.... YOUR AN ARSE TECHNICIAN!!!

Dave fucked up again , being the fucktard arse technician that he is.

Haha arse technician!!!
by ChristianReeve July 4, 2008
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Stalker Techniques

Deploying any of the techniques a stalker would use to find something out about someone without actually being a stalker and generally just using one technique.
Hadouken: yeh i saw what he looks like on his myspace, yeh thats right i looked him up

Johnny: deploying the stalker techniques.. nice
by nickh959 September 5, 2009
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Dakota County Technical College

A two-year technical college located in Rosemount, Minn. that skips the bull and gets down to business.
The girl had skills, so she went to Dakota County Technical College so she could put them to use.
by reeneysweetie February 3, 2010
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Score and Slip technique

After the male's semen is in either vagina/butthole, you sqeeze the sides together so that the semen seals up the vagina or butthole. Hold until semen is dryed up, this will end up sticking to eachother shut.
i used the score and slip technique on my grandma today
by Da 808 Skater April 30, 2010
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lehigh career and technical institute

a really stupid school full of drug heads and other nasty humans, who start fights for no reason because the whole school is filled with delinquents who think there gangsters. also hicks who think they run the whole school with there camo hoodies and dip rings in there back pockets
lehigh Career and Technical Institute, located in Schnecksville, Pennsylvania, is one of the largest career and technical institutes in the United States. It serves the ten public high schools in the Lehigh Valley.
by lcti student March 30, 2017
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Serbian Waterboarding Technique

When shagging a bird in a toilet from behind, grab her hair and ram her head down the toilet. Close the lid as much as you can and pull the flush as you’re cumming.
Jessica was a nice and simple girl, until Tom performed the Serbian Waterboarding Technique on her in Weatherspoons. Now she’s a swirlie girl working the streets of Luton.
by SmegOnToast December 1, 2018
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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Possibly the worst musical ever. Written by the idiot composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, it's the retelling of the Bible story of Joseph, done through silly, lighthearted songs. The Pharaoh is depicted as Elvis (???), and there is a country song, a reggae song, and a Jazz song. All of these are anachronisms, as well as being incredibly stupid and contributing nothing to the story.
There are only two good things about Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat:
1. One of its songs makes fun of the French, which always gets a laugh.
2. It's short, proving that Webber wasn't completely heartless.
by RepelHistory September 18, 2005
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