taking a crosby

The act of a male sitting down while peeing

"Im feeling real feminine right now i just took a crosby"

Look at jim over there, he must be on his period

yea hes taking a crosby

by FlyersFan September 24, 2012

Taking a Strass

another saying for making a bowel movement.

So there I was sitting on the toilet Taking a Strass when my cell phone went off.

by skettyjoe November 14, 2013

taking the elevator

When someone uses means of climbing their way to the top that other would deem cheap or unfair. Usually (but not always) refers to online games with a ladder ranking system. People who "take the elevator instead of the ladder" will use powerful characters, weapons, or tactics that they know all too well are soon to receive the ban hammer or their bullshitly high power to skill ratio in order to get as high up on the ranking ladder for the game as they can, usually for fame, respect, and power in the community.

David took the elevator instead of the corporate ladder to become VP of his company by brown nosing the boss.

Many of the newer or less experienced players on Pokemon Showdown were taking the elevator instead of the ladder by abusing the fuck out of Mega Gengar before its imminent ban from OU. The ladder gets reset after each ban anyways, so the joke is on them.

by FatherofGray October 20, 2014

talking smash

When you talk smack and trash about someone/something at the same time. An uber insult.

"Don't be talking smash about me behind my back."

by Shrek is Dreck November 13, 2014

Talking Chalk

To talk trash while maintaining a level of high intelligence

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear that other team talking chalk about us?
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.

by dtrain11 January 28, 2015

Talking Booty

A booty so beautiful that it actually speaks to your soul. Commonly used in Italy.

Francesco: Hey look at that booty.
German: Oh yeah! She totally has a talking booty!

by Bitches di Mitch November 21, 2016

Taking a Harry

You know in Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd gives Harry the laxative and Harry destroys the toilet before his hot date with Mary Swanson? Ya, you just took a Harry.

Taking a Harry:

I just took a Harry. I totally Harry'd in the bathroom. Don't go in there, I just Harry'd your toilet.

If you don't want to come clean, just say,"Don't come in, I'm shaving."

by harry1994 January 7, 2017