Andrew Tan

A cunt who gives bullshit reasons for flaking on his friends.

This guy Andrew Tan-ed me.

by hollahollacookka November 11, 2019

up tan

The tanning of the underside of the nose, as usually achieved through artificial means such as a spray from a tanning salon. An up tan implies that one would have to be upside down in the sun in order to tan that part of the body, and is therefore a giveaway that the tan is artificial.

She must have gone to a salon, check out her up tan.

by therealvapornumber1 May 22, 2009

Hick Tan

When a person appears to have a tan, but is actually just covered in dirt.

Guy1: Wow. Schoolmate1 got really tan from that backpacking trip.
Guy2: No Guy1, that's just a hick tan. He hasn't bathed since he left for it.

by burkeri September 10, 2011

Tanned Albert

Dipping the end of ones penis into a large tub of fake tan. The desired result being an orange tip to an otherwise white shaft.

Have you heard what Jake has done to his lad ? he dipped it in a vat of st tropez, a propper Tanned Albert / Tangotip

by zuggerpest October 15, 2018

jason tan

Big fat boiiiii vro

Jason tan means that hes so chilled and and he says vro a lot

by Ya boii Jason May 29, 2017

Raven Tan

A Tall Boy, Chinese, and like to play Basketball. He is an Apple Peasant

Person: Who is an apple peasant?
Person 2: Raven Tan

by ImNotHimBTW November 2, 2019

tomato tan

A term used by people who have spent too long in the sun without suncream, aka. an extreme case of sunburn.

"Dude that's a sick tomato tan! How long were you out there?"
"Eight hours."

by robbo6124 August 20, 2009