Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
by penisshakes March 29, 2021

“Can you believe the amount of shame syrup he has?”
“His dick was covered in shame syrup after that teacher-student affair.”
“His dick was covered in shame syrup after that teacher-student affair.”
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Tim gave Megan Santa’s syrup last night. We heard him yell “hohoho”. When she came down stairs her hair was sticking up like Something About Mary!
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