Switch nollie; the act of doing something so radical and gnarly that if there was such a thing as switch nollie it would be so
by Willie Wonqua May 11, 2017
by MaDDnEsS13 January 09, 2010
When you've invited a male friend to join you for something and he's unable to go, but says his girlfriend or wife is free & he's already told her & she's really excited & where exactly should she meet you?
I had two tickets to the baseball game. I invited Mork, but he pulled a classic bro-&-switch, so I ended up explaining the meaning of the word "bunt" to Mindy.
by Brendon Katz-Smith September 24, 2010
1) Something you flip, push, press or generally use to change things around you, for example turning a light on or off, turning on a computer, changing the settings of a washing machine, whatever. 2) A verb related to the above action of flipping/pushing. 3) Also a synonym of change.
1) Hey John, flip the light switch, please.
2) I just switched on my computer! Like, wow.
3) I'm going to switch up the settings on my trendy new MP3 player.
2) I just switched on my computer! Like, wow.
3) I'm going to switch up the settings on my trendy new MP3 player.
by ObviousDefinitionsForYou April 24, 2007
Serguey: "It's so awesome when people browse porn at the library, I've seen two people doing it, it's so fucking disgusting."
X: "Wait, didn't you just say you liked people browsing porn at the library?"
Serguey: "Serguey Switch!"
X: "Wait, didn't you just say you liked people browsing porn at the library?"
Serguey: "Serguey Switch!"
by INSANE PC BIRDY June 11, 2009
A switch fitted to the inside back of our heads (possibly placed there by aliens) which will be operated when a certain amount of alcoholic beverages have been consumed. Once the "pig switch" has been operated, a man's behaviour will become very erratic, generally he will cease drinking with his buddies and go on a mission to get laid with any female that says "yes". As a rule of thumb, these females will be ugly in the extreme.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.
WARNING: Women can often sense when these switches have been activated (possibly by being in tune with their ovaries), and will often use this time to facilitate an impromptu marrage proposal.
Ben: What happened to you last night Bluey? You were there drinking with us and then all of a sudden you dissapeared.
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker
Bluey: I'd had so much beer that my pig switch was activated. I wandered in next door to the disco and picked up the first chick that would go with me. When I woke up next to her this morning I discovered that she was an absolute 3 Tusker
by ulb remorse October 21, 2009
An art form crafted and mastered by the Schielke.Very complicated and hard to master but when mastered,you can control the entire tech room.
by The Schielkmiester October 12, 2018