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Dave Coulier Situation

When a homosexual, either male or female, wants to engage in a sexual act with a heterosexual that is not interested in such activities or behavior.
Male- "I had a Dave Coluier Situation last night with my buddy's roommate."

Female- "This girl was staring at me all night, it was a real Dave Coulier Situation."
by Hangin Outcast March 27, 2013
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The perfect situation

A friendship where you can have regular sex with no strings attached.
Paul: Jay, are you seeing that bird then or what?

Jason: Fuck no! I've pulled off the perfect situation.
by Stré September 19, 2012
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Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)

when you get a semi or a full on boner at the wrong time
AWKWARD BONER SITUATION (ABS) Example:-

Theme: A Couple sat on a bench

Person1 says: hey let's go for a walk
Person2 says: Oh crap, hold up
Person1 says: whats up?
Person2 says: My ABS just kicked in
by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020
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shitulation

When you go into the bathroom to take a shit and end up masturbating.
"Dude i went into the bathroom and ended up with shitulation."
by ngilliam1234 February 23, 2008
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wrong hand situation

Situation in which you misalign your finger keyboard positions while typing, either being shifted vertically or horizontally, producing a completely random and nonsensical array of letters. It usually ends with a "wtf" expression.
Person One: Dude, guess what. Yesterday I went to walmart and the most randomest thing happened to me. So there was this elderly woman that gave me a fucking naughty stare that literally caused my insides to convulge. Then, siffrmy;u djr dysdtyrf yp ;olr / djr gotdy dystdyrf yp lo;; yjr ns;d smf yjrm djr lo;;rf yjr notf esoy eyg s, o etoyyomh ,sm

Person Two: .....
Person one: ...wtf
Person two: lol wrong hand situation
by destinedfate4527 January 4, 2009
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Situation

A word used by people of questionable intellect to appear smart. As one of the larger of the commonly used English words, weighing in at a whopping four syllables, "situation" is a favorite go-to word for minorities during job interviews. Often pronounced sitch-ee-ation in this regard.
Employer: Tell me what you think you can offer this company?

Black lady: Well, I think this is a good situation for my current...uh...situation. I was in a similar situation, you know, in my previous employment ...situation...oh kaaaay?
by Poopy-face Tomato Nose February 21, 2013
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Dunkadelic Simulation

The annimation of a basketball computer game for various Slam Dunks. Is a slang term for basketball computer game graphics, that allows a player to perform crazy dunks.
The Dunkadelic Simulation for NBA Street Vol.3 is better the original NBA Street or NBA Street Vol.2. The Dunkadelic Simulation on NBA Live let me break the backboard on a 720 degree dunk.
by Derrick E. Vaughan March 27, 2005
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