puerto rican blumpkin

when 2 men ejaculate into each others urethras, then proceed to have a sumo match

me and my boy settled it with a good old puerto rican blumpkin

by Farcical April 21, 2024

Gay Puerto Rican

Adam Ramadan: He is a gay Puerto Rican who likes to see men kissing and touching meat to meat

HE has brown hair, brown freckles, white in complexion

curly hair like Egyptian perm
can't see or think straight

and he can't spell or write properly

#!. OMG Jessica did you see That Gay Puerto Rican in the hallway after Gym he was taking a boy next to the locker and was trying to tickle their butthole

by BlackTroller November 02, 2021

Puerto Rican Slaw

When a man ejaculates into hairy pubes, then consumes the goopy mixture

Mason enjoys a mouthful of Puerto Rican Slaw.

by WartymeTheGreat November 09, 2021

Puerto Rican Shish Kebab

A hand job from a human being other than yourself.

“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”

by JahJah4prez August 24, 2024

Puerto Rican pine cone

Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.

Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.

by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024

Puerto Rican Vulture

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard

Hannah is such a Puerto Rican Vulture!

by Pa Pancake May 11, 2015

Puerto Rican Love Button

Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button

Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.

by Bartender poet June 10, 2024