by The100SuperFan January 23, 2021
Get the Stressfuller mug.Da freaked-out and exhausted emotions dat you experience after "heavy-duty" social interactions invoking minor/petty/non-existent issues dat one or more self-important and/or fame-seeking fellow humans have blown way outta proportion. Think, da red-faced and utterly-drained feeling you'd feel in grade school when da teacher would "make a Federal case" outta some extremely minor error or dispute/misunderstanding between you and one of her bratty/conceited classroom "pets".
I never bother reading "Dear Abby" anymore; too many of the letters are just preposterously-immature social-tiffs about stupidly-asinine interpersonal issues --- disgustedly wading through all of that usually gives me a major case of post dramatic stress disorder afterwards!
by QuacksO November 17, 2019
Get the post dramatic stress disorder mug.while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help
by adenHo August 28, 2022
Get the stress-af mug.“Yo, Ethan is so fucking stressed.”
“Isn’t he taking AMH2020? That class is stressful.”
“Can he even keep good grades, good social life, and a reasonable amount of sleep?”
“Haha, nope.”
“Isn’t he taking AMH2020? That class is stressful.”
“Can he even keep good grades, good social life, and a reasonable amount of sleep?”
“Haha, nope.”
by GoodOleKnag October 30, 2017
Get the Stress mug.HERE IS SOME HOMEWORK , 137 ASSIGNMENTS THAT ARE DUE TOMORROW AND BY THE WAY , YOU HAVE A TEST TODAY. lET STRESS BEGIN.
by Maher M. (djmaher March 7, 2017
Get the Stress mug.When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.
Now you have a homemade stress ball.
Now you have a homemade stress ball.
by LesteerTheMolester August 27, 2024
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