Stock-Hawk

Someone who obsessively watches over their stocks like a minute-trader

Josh: Hey did you see BTC just rose 0.00000023% omg it’s about to bubble
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.

by SandalSun April 3, 2021

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.

Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!

by Aecheritt April 25, 2017

Stock Rock

A local nickname for Stock Island, Florida. The term has been used by locals for decades.

Cuzzy: Where you livin' now bubba?

Bubba: Stock Rock cuzzy. Never left!

by Conch Town May 22, 2020

St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022

Stocks

worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing

Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.

I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!

by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013