Squirt mishap

When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet

Damn it! You should've taken my shirt off! I had a squirt mishap!

by Beabstinent September 12, 2016

Lemonade Squirts

Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.

Yeah sorry man, I can't go out, I have the lemonade squirts.

by afablesotrue March 06, 2016

Squirt eyeball

I got squirt eyeball because my boyfriend was jacking off all over my face and it got all over my face and it got in my eyes so I got squirt eyeball

Squirt eyeball Is win your boyfriend is jacking off and some gets in your eye

by Dilly deli February 03, 2020

Reverse Squirt

When the woman you are fucking squirts into your mouth and you spit it into her mouth when she is moaning.

David: so how was your date
John: it was amazing I reverse squirted her
David: awesome dude!

by NanFreak December 04, 2019

mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little

Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.

by Bridgette 69 December 27, 2016

Fat Squirt

Fat squirt is the female equivalent of a fat nut

Usually in response to attention

1.
Person 1: Dude, did you see I got 200 likes on my post?
Person 2: Fat squirt, am I right boys?

2.

Fuck yeah! #1 Fortnite victory royal, fat squirt gamers

by Agario and solitaire lover February 08, 2020

Slap Squirt

The motion of a girl slapping her vagina while squirting.

Jimmy likes it when his girlfriend Slap Squirts.

by Chatteh October 24, 2012