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spelt

Retardation; v. the incorrect past tense spelling of the word "spell" often used by white trash, fuckjacks, hilljacks, the occupants of trailer parks, hillbillies who have learned to read and write, rednecks, and the imbred.

Recent defenses of this word have been used such as, "it's on dictionary.com!" Because, you know, if it's on the internets it HAS to be true.

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"Spelt i jus az correctly used az speeled you dumbasses GOSH!"

To which one is required to rebuttal with, "I fear for our future, I really do."
"Ah'm a fukkin dumass an' Ah jus spelted dat on da innernets. Yee haw!"
by Oneinches November 19, 2007
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spratt

a slang term for a small frog like creature with large eyes
"ur an ugly spratt, you have large eyes"
OR
"look at that gander spratt"
by chock0 July 10, 2006
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green sprite

a fag that pees in his sprite and has medical issues so it comes out green and fizzy.
doctor I'm sorry I just had some green sprite
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sprite

a little ghost that messes around with you. you may find one if you open up a box of corn flakes. if there is a sprite in your house, please call 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. signs of a sprite include slashed tires, unscrewed salt shakers, shaken cans, wet carpet, elton johns glasses and swinging ceiling fans
thank god i called 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. now i can live without sprites in my banana peels
by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008
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spilt milk

1)
A woman who is aging badly. Her body is turning droopy and wrinkled. Her body is starting to curdle, making cottage cheese out of her ass.

2)
Badly aging Female

3)
Complete opposite of a cougar / milf

4)
Also, known as spilt
Pete : "Bitch, your spilt milk!" "Your ass is so curdled, I could serve it up ass cottage cheese."

Random Skank: "Your an asshole!"

Karl : "Dude, what the fuck is your deal?"

Pete : "Dude, I'm saving you from this spilt milk ass bitch." "Now you won't have to give her the fishboot later!"
by Cheese4green September 20, 2011
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brownie spritzer

A disgusting revenge tactic applied only by the most decrepid of beast.
Taking a pair of skidmarked drawers and smearing the contents into a cup then pouring alchol into it.the taste makes the person spray the drink all over the place.
Also known as a dirty rum ball.
Rick found out that his boy was boneing his girl so he gave him a brownie spritzer to celebrate.
by Klackka Klow March 5, 2007
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Kyle Spratt

Kyle Spratt AKA The Real Life Stan is a rapper from Windsor, Ontrio. He is most bnotorious for stealing famous rapper Eminems ex wifes 9 Kim Mathers ) cell phone at a bingo hall he was working at. He called up the grammy winning rapper and recorded the conversation, mixed it into a song, and dissed Eminem. It hit many news sources, and went viral on the internet. A simple google search will explain the story more in depth.
by Kyle Spratt June 5, 2011
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