Retardation; v. the incorrect past tense spelling of the word "spell" often used by white trash, fuckjacks, hilljacks, the occupants of trailer parks, hillbillies who have learned to read and write, rednecks, and the imbred.
Recent defenses of this word have been used such as, "it's on dictionary.com!" Because, you know, if it's on the internets it HAS to be true.
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"Spelt i jus az correctly used az speeled you dumbasses GOSH!"
To which one is required to rebuttal with, "I fear for our future, I really do."
Recent defenses of this word have been used such as, "it's on dictionary.com!" Because, you know, if it's on the internets it HAS to be true.
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"Spelt i jus az correctly used az speeled you dumbasses GOSH!"
To which one is required to rebuttal with, "I fear for our future, I really do."
by Oneinches November 19, 2007
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by Billy Bob jokester123 November 13, 2013
a little ghost that messes around with you. you may find one if you open up a box of corn flakes. if there is a sprite in your house, please call 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. signs of a sprite include slashed tires, unscrewed salt shakers, shaken cans, wet carpet, elton johns glasses and swinging ceiling fans
thank god i called 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. now i can live without sprites in my banana peels
by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008
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A woman who is aging badly. Her body is turning droopy and wrinkled. Her body is starting to curdle, making cottage cheese out of her ass.
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Badly aging Female
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Complete opposite of a cougar / milf
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Also, known as spilt
A woman who is aging badly. Her body is turning droopy and wrinkled. Her body is starting to curdle, making cottage cheese out of her ass.
2)
Badly aging Female
3)
Complete opposite of a cougar / milf
4)
Also, known as spilt
Pete : "Bitch, your spilt milk!" "Your ass is so curdled, I could serve it up ass cottage cheese."
Random Skank: "Your an asshole!"
Karl : "Dude, what the fuck is your deal?"
Pete : "Dude, I'm saving you from this spilt milk ass bitch." "Now you won't have to give her the fishboot later!"
Random Skank: "Your an asshole!"
Karl : "Dude, what the fuck is your deal?"
Pete : "Dude, I'm saving you from this spilt milk ass bitch." "Now you won't have to give her the fishboot later!"
by Cheese4green September 20, 2011
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Taking a pair of skidmarked drawers and smearing the contents into a cup then pouring alchol into it.the taste makes the person spray the drink all over the place.
Also known as a dirty rum ball.
Taking a pair of skidmarked drawers and smearing the contents into a cup then pouring alchol into it.the taste makes the person spray the drink all over the place.
Also known as a dirty rum ball.
by Klackka Klow March 5, 2007
Get the brownie spritzer mug.Kyle Spratt AKA The Real Life Stan is a rapper from Windsor, Ontrio. He is most bnotorious for stealing famous rapper Eminems ex wifes 9 Kim Mathers ) cell phone at a bingo hall he was working at. He called up the grammy winning rapper and recorded the conversation, mixed it into a song, and dissed Eminem. It hit many news sources, and went viral on the internet. A simple google search will explain the story more in depth.
by Kyle Spratt June 5, 2011
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