spreading the nutella

Code for taking a shit.

Bro 1: What you doing?
Bro 2: Spreading the Nutella.

by Itwatudo March 6, 2017

Spreadeagle Jr

Narcissistic asshole, who only cares about himself and nobody else.. drinks, drugs and bxtches are his mains ;)

Ugh! Look over there.. yikes it's Spreadeagle Jr

by Addela May 19, 2018

Spread

When your just exhausted and done. You have reached your saturation point.

Usually occurs after heavy studying

Harb: I've been studying all day I'm spread

Prab: Fu*k studying I'm spread

Raj: My brain is fried from studying all day I'm spread time to go home

by Xsingxh18 April 2, 2019

Spread The Map

Tying a partners hands to the bedpost, and seductively spreading their legs apart, marking your territory with 2 diagonal bites to mimic an X shape. An alternative marking can be used, as long as its X shaped, and can be placed anywhere on the body.

Last night, my girlfriend and I spent an hour looking for ropes, so I could spread the map with her

by KinkyCupcake December 10, 2019

Spreading Mayonnaise

When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught

Me and the boys went “spreading mayonnaise” in a gated community.

by Vekaksbkenmeekjsnekekwjshsysus April 3, 2020

spreading stoke

The act of introducing people to Onewheel by sharing enthusiasm, teaching others to ride, passing along tips and tricks, and helping build the Onewheel community.

I was spreading stoke at the festival by piquing everyone’s interest as I floated past.

by #1Bodega July 29, 2020

spread em like vegemite

It's an Aussie saying created by two fine blokes that go by the names Antony and Jordan which is a whore call for a girl you like to spread her cheeks open and bend over for daddy

Oi Spread Em Like Vegemite!

by Antony the sick bloke March 5, 2021