A toy originally used by ADHD kids to keep hands busy and focused on other things, but then abused by middle schoolers to become a carcinogenic autistic weapon. These instruments of mental retardation can range from two to hundreds of dollars, and offer nothing more than mindless pacification for kids, and suicidal tendencies for adults.
Timothy's mother wiped away tears, having to sell the house her family lived in for a century in order for her boy to buy the Ultra-Lubricated, Super Spinner 2.1x Pro. Although the fidget spinner didn't seem any different than the ones at the grocery store, Timothy promised that it spun over 1,000 times per minute, making it the most powerful one on the market.
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Get the Ur mom a fidget spinner mug.A delightfully racist term describing the genetic hybrid offspring as a result of one black/African descent parent, still commonly referred to as a nigger, and one parent of Mexican descent, Spanish descent, or another Spanish speaking country descent, also referred to as a spic. The term is used so as to shorten the time it takes to offend the spigger at hand and marries up the first two consonants and vowel of the word "spic" and the second syllable of the word "nigger". Genetic physical results vary from offspring to offspring with some resembling more characteristics of an African individual, while others will resemble more of a Mexican/Spanish individual causing visual confusion of looking one way but actually being that way and another way. There are also those spiggers, who look equally like both genetic chromosomal donors thus clearing up any initial visual confusion.
BJ has always taken pride in the fact that he has never had any sort of sexual romp with a black woman, AKA nigger, but on many instances has been drawn to the darker skin, hair, and the more exotic look of a Mexican/Spanish female, AKA spic. With the unfortunate hybrid breeding that is now taking place these days, the time may come when BJ will be fooled into thinking he's tossing it into the pooper of ONLY a spic, when in fact, he is fucking a spigger.
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