sphincter trunk

Tree trunk

Size up your Sphincter trunk cause you ain't got the life of a tree trunk you arsehole, shit just got in your way

by Wibblewobble October 25, 2023

Sphincter Hound

A person that cannot let a social media post go without having to comment on the post with their opposing opinion which is almost always incorrect and ignorant. Compounding the douchey vibe of their behavior is that it usually involves hijacking the original post for the sole purpose of harming one's business and/or advancing their own personal interest while freeloading off of the post originator's audience. This type of poaching is almost always performed by someone that would have no qualms about crashing a party, pissing in the host's sink, freeloading the food and alcohol, driving drunk home and complain about the party the next day on social media. Could as easily be called an Asshole, Fucktard or Crap Weasel. Rates a 9/10 on the Douchebag meter.

I ran a great ad on facebook yesterday but had to take it down because some Sphincter Hound put in his 2 cents and doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.

by goliwag February 23, 2024

sphincter tickler

A girl with a large (long) nose. A nose large enough that it tickles your asshole while she performing deep oral sex in the 69 position.

Wow look at the sphincter tickler on her!

by The more u know March 5, 2024

Sphinctersphere

The aroma produced by a sphincter.

Bro " I wasn't able to rim Melanie into a squirt. The sphinctersphere was prohibitive. "

Other bro " I forgot you're English. " " Us French don't give a fuck what it tastes like, as long as we're sprayed "

by saavy chimp March 11, 2024

sphinc

a word used to describe a person’s anus, or butthole.

danny: “dude, my sphinc is the only thing holding my shit back from spewing out”

by splart April 15, 2024

Sphynxed

When your twitter account gets locked for telling something to your friend and people report it

Friend 1: What the Fuck? I told my friend to kill himself as a jock. And some randos reported me and got my account locked?

Friend 2: Ah. You got Sphynxed.

by PowerDrlve April 22, 2024

sphincting

Sphincting is the act of farting and wafting the smell into someone else nostrils.

I had to let him know what my fart smelt like, so we began Sphincting.

by Lue Sanus December 14, 2024