Sementics

Antics that lead to the release of semen. This usually involves the genius and mind control of a Deviant Gentleman in his ability to use antics that cause a pretty young lady to help him in the release of his semen.

The Deviant Gentleman used sementics and found that it was a great release from the pressure of the day.

He used the Ejaculate Consumption Theory in his sementics and she did indeed end up giving him a blow job.

by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008

Snorkeling Semen

When you Get Cum all over your nose and mouth and I have to breath through the Cum for Oxygen

When Ryan Leahy ejaculated on the student the student used the snorkeling semen method to breath through the cum

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

Semenstruation

When your having sex with a girl and she starts menstruating and you pull out after leaving a load, and the semen and menstrual fluids start coming out and mixing together making this dirty ass goop.

Also used after calling a guy, usually Korean, Semen. When his name is Simon. It is to take it to a 2nd level of name morphing

Sebastian - yo Semen
Simon - fuck you Sebastard
Sebastian - easy there semenstruation

Simon - i was totally banging this chick when i felt something weird so i pulled out after letting a load in. she semenstruated everywhere.

by Constapator June 17, 2010

semen puking asshole dickhead

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag

by Big Bear July 15, 2003

semen

Acts as a nutrient pill or vitamin and also whitens your teeth!

Wow, her teeth are white, she must swallow a lot of semen. Ya, id like to stick my cock in that.

Man1: Oh she is really fit, i bet she takes vitamins
Man2: No dude, that bitch drinks semen like EVERYDAY!

by Jeffrey Johnson (MJ) October 2, 2005

Semenitis

A condition in which a disgusting slut's dirty meat wallet cramps uncontrollably due to the the pressure it has received from years and years of getting blasted by hot and sticky man milk. Also known as a period.

Barbara came to me today complaining about painful cramps. I diagnosed it as a severe case of semenitis. I recommended that the dirty whore stops geting her ax wound pounded and creamed in until it heals.

by jtcjr13 August 6, 2009

Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified male. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The Semen Swindler s from Delta Chi are out and they are low on the spooge.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008