SoCal Sober

When one is good or capable to drive, but not pass a field sobriety test.

"Dude, are you sure you can get home?"
"Pshhh, of course, I'm SoCal Sober."

by life_coach69 May 18, 2016

Living-sober

Living-sober is a way of life in which you no longer use, need or benefit from the consumption of drugs and alcohol.

I made the choice to start living-sober.

by EM KING July 21, 2016

SCOTT SCOBEE

Progress.

SCOTT SCOBEE: Sends muscles to girls, WILL rape you.

by Scottscobee November 12, 2018

oklahoma sober

Beer/Weed only

“They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”

“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”

by Astrovan Jesus September 9, 2020

Indali Soberanis

She is part of my great perhaps. She is part of my past, present, and future. Her beauty is something that cannot merely be described. You can feel her beauty. Her large brown eyes and her dark curly hair. Her smile cannot be understood by the naked eye. Her smile shows so much happiness and sadness. Her smile shows stories that only few can see-if she allows you. She has given me the opportunity to see who she is completely. I love her.

Gracie: Indali Soberanis smells like poop.

Genesis: Yeah, I can smell her from here.

Indalis Mother: Tell me something I don’t know.

Indali l: You guys are mean.

Gracie: Go cry about it, wimp.

by xanaxbitch March 22, 2021

Murtaza Sabeeh

Insane amount of big dick energy and intelligence. Men and women gravitate towards them. They are very polite but very particular. Beautiful brown eyes, amazing red lips, jet black wavy hair, gorgeous olive skin, rough but silky voice, elegant posture. You feel like they know everything about you in one glance. They are very mysterious and give off crazy sexual energy. But always a class act. Ladies, there have been some sightings of this rare animal in islamabad lately.

Damn Murtaza Sabeeh here knows how to pimp, you gotta respect that cock because he tames the cunt like a mathematician whose a badass motherfucker!

by PussyHandler007 December 2, 2021

Miami Sober

sober from all drugs except one drug of choice, alcohol, and anything offered to you

I’ve never been into hard drugs but I was at a concert and some bitch offered me molly so I said “fuck it i’m going miami sober.”

Yeah i’m miami sober now (chances already on coke weed and alc)

by bananaice March 22, 2022