battle skirt

What the Scottish people wear

Dat Scot got blood on his battle skirt when he beheaded his foe

by Rin Asada August 10, 2020

sausage skirt

A short bodycon skirt

Wow Marissa! That sausage skirt looks super cute on you!

by Darian Shirley September 6, 2016

Hula Skirt

When a man ejacualtes on the waist and the receiver turns 360 degrees until the cum makes a skirt.

My boyfriend came so much he made a hula skirt.

by HannahJak March 14, 2024

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma March 24, 2014

Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

bologna skirt

A sexual practice involving cutting a hole into a slice of bologna and placing it around a man's penis in the manner of a skirt.

Playing with whipped cream is passé. All the cool girls are making bologna skirts.

by MakeUpAlley Refugee June 13, 2011

mullet skirt

Those trendy "high-low" skirts that girls seem to love, but they actually just look like mullets.

"Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."

by mollyfigjam July 29, 2014