a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma April 16, 2014
Get the blowing fairy dust up your skirtmug. A sexual practice involving cutting a hole into a slice of bologna and placing it around a man's penis in the manner of a skirt.
by MakeUpAlley Refugee June 13, 2011
Get the bologna skirtmug. "Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."
by mollyfigjam July 29, 2014
Get the mullet skirtmug. term derived from the XL t-shirts worn by females wearing short shorts that gives the illusion of them not having pants on.
by burgundy14 August 21, 2014
Get the t-skirtmug. “Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person
“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2
“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2
by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018
Get the Log Skirtmug. A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."
Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!
by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023
Get the skirt nobmug. It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.
"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."
by ADegenerateGamer February 27, 2025
Get the Eat my skirtmug.