griffith simon

hey griffith simon why are you so epic
by slang man 123 January 06, 2013
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dave simon

A term used to refer to one who "cuts corners" or is too cheap to invest long-term.
The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!
by Dave Simon April 12, 2017
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tio simon

Tio simon is the best gc on stan twitter with an iconic mascot.
omg have you already heard of the Tio simon gc?? they're truly iconic.
by measf1111 February 28, 2021
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Simon Sinek

A corporate cultural phenomenon who is fascinating in that he has become insanely popular while saying almost nothing of substance. If there is any theme to be found in Sinek's videos, it is pandering to wealthy Boomer management and talking down to millennials and average workers. He is fond of teaching people the value of "hard work" at a corporation and thinking of your boss as your parent, guidance counselor and role model while ignoring major economic factors that have shifted over the past 70 years that make most jobs fruitless. Ironically if he wanted to give real advice, it would be encouraging people to start their own businesses, be self-sufficient and get out of debt, but no corporation in their right mind would hire him to say that.

If you have a LinkedIn network >100 people, it is almost impossible to scroll your feed without seeing one of his inane videos reposted by a tryhard middle manager for imaginary clout.
Simon Sinek: "Did you know that management is harder than just being an employee? People like Ray Dalio have it hardest of all!"
Average Worker: "My boss's generation could pay for college with a summer job and could buy a house in their 20's. I will rent for life, can barely afford to keep up on my bills and management is outsourcing my job to modern-day slaves."
Simon Sinek: "Leaders eat last! Millennials are entitled! Inspire action! Start with why!"
by Corporate Hell December 05, 2021
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Simon Kalivoda

Literally the hottest character in Fear Street: 1994 who also happens to be my boyfriend. We act as if he didn't die :)
Random citizen: "Woah! Who is that hot man sitting next to you?"
Me: "Oh, that's my lovely boyfriend Simon Kalivoda "
by Sim0nKaliv0dasGF April 28, 2022
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Pulling a Simon

Pulling a Simon is the act of having meltdown on public transit and screaming racial slurs at people
by DDBarbie February 14, 2020
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Jean-Simon

BRO THATS LEGIT ME I DON'T LIKE FUCKING GRAMMAR TABARNAK
Jean-Simon is the coolest not liking grammar french-Canadian ever
by Jean-Simon (fuck grammar) October 13, 2023
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