Sheldon

A weird ass motherfucker known for loving trains and/ or eating a candle

Look at Sheldon , that weird ass mother fucker is eating a candle like an apple

by Chazzlez February 15, 2019

sheldo

person who kisses fellow workers at work party when drunk

Did you meet a "sheldo" last night?

by gus August 12, 2006

shield your eyes

when a loser wannabe friend with hella white legs trys to pull up his pants on ur ass aka wat casey does everyday

"shield your eyes!"
"casey u fucking cunt"

from ur friends victor and jonas

by v to the l April 26, 2005

Shield Your Bears

You Must.

"You got to chill your glass to shield your bears BUT in the hot glass hurricanes, YOU MUST SHIELD YOUR BEARS!"

by The Tubular Moon Band April 11, 2009

Siedlecki Fish

An awkward looking, uncoordinated fish that unintentionally runs into walls and other obstacles. Also used to make fun of a person who is uncoordinated.

Guy: Dude, he runs into the wall all the time, it always makes things really awkward.
Girl: Sounds like he's a Siedlecki Fish.

by TheUrbanTurbanDictionaryist December 8, 2010

Sheldon

Big Winky and pleases women

Andrea: omfg sheldon has such a massive peepee

Josh: yeeeet motherfukkkkers he's such a sheldon

by Fucking slayer February 7, 2019

Poon Shield

(n) a video game console, primarily Xbox 360, that is so addictive you play it instead of hanging out with girls, or going to places where there will be girls.

(v) the act of being behind the poon shield.

(n) Guy 1: Are you goin to hang with us tonight? A lot of girls are going...

Guy 2: Nah man I cant I'm goin to sit behind the poon shield and try to beat the Mages Guild in Oblivion

(v)Guy 1: You going to be at the party tonight?

Guy 2: Nope, I'm goin to be poon shielding it up at home.

by Gee Hippity July 7, 2007