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between the sheets

man, jeff looks tired. i bet he spent last night bewtween the sheets.
by sekio March 24, 2004
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Wrinkled Sheets

1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.

2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.

3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.

4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.
1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."

2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."

3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....

4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!
by imthatawesome October 23, 2012
mugGet the Wrinkled Sheetsmug.

Meat Sheets

Condoms, aka: Jimmy Hats, Johnnies, rubbers
I need to go get meat sheets so I don't catch cock rot from your mother
by Oisin O' Broin January 2, 2011
mugGet the Meat Sheetsmug.

sheet biter

n. Another word for a homosexual male. Since the experience can be painful at first, the man being entered may bite the sheets.
Often used in a derogatory manner.
by harus October 16, 2008
mugGet the sheet bitermug.

dirt sheet

list of people that you have dirt on
j-dog: yo man I got the dirt sheet ready

big dizzle: cool man now lets expose some cheerleaders
by urban mystic February 16, 2009
mugGet the dirt sheetmug.

sheet tuck

A prank in which you take the sheets of the victim sleeping in their bed and tuck them into all the other sides of the bed as to trap them inside the sheets. Once the victim is trapped inside, you awake them by either dumping water on them or standing on top of the bed and urinating on their face and upperbody.
Danny used my tooth brush to clean the toilet so tonight I'm going to sheet tuck him.
by Jeromine June 22, 2007
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