fart sheets

When trap a fart under your bedsheets and see how long it lasts!

Come here, baby. It's time to cuddle under the fart sheets.

by Jimmay Bob Bob May 3, 2019

Clean sheets

Sheets that are meant to be dirtied!

Harley: Babe, I am making the bed with the clean sheets so fuck off.
Jax: Why would I do that? You know those sheets need to be dirtied and you need to be broken in for the day. So…Want to fuck?

by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021

Bleached My Sheets

The act of blowing a load in one's sheets.

After a vigorous fap session, I bleached my sheets, leaving a warm, sticky mess.

by hunterf September 7, 2009

Three sheets to the wind

Three sheets to the wind: The condition a person arrives at after imbibing too much alcohol. When a person is very drunk on the verge of being out of control. Some where between “tipsy” and “snot-slinging” drunk. A Naval term that refers to a sailing ship traveling at the very highest limit of it’s speed.

After that Christmas party I was three sheets to the wind as I was walking home.
Those guys at the end of the bar are pretty much three sheets to the wind. It’s probably time to call them a cab.

by Hello-o-o-o-o December 18, 2011

Sheek

A word sometimes used to cover up profanity by young adults that are hundee

1. Im so Hundee! What the Sheek are you talking about?
2. Are you sheek'n kidding me right now?
3. You think she looks good? "I'll sheek her!"
4. Awwww...SHEEK!

by YoungNeezy December 16, 2010

sheek

1) Exceptionally stylish and attuned to popular trends in speech, dress, footwear, etc.

2) katilicioussssss.

Girl 1: "That girl is really ugly, she looks like a garden gnome with tits."

Girl 2: "She's not bomb, and she's definitely not sheek."

Girl 1: "And her shoes are the least katilicioussssss things ever! Hehehe!"

by A. Neville January 11, 2009

Sheek

A combination of "shook" and "weak," to be used in the same context.

"I got a 50 on my algebra test, I'm sheek as hell"

by wadajilson November 4, 2016