Shannon

Noun meaning unnecessary stress and anxiety.

I experienced a lot of Shannon when I thought I had herpes. Turned out to just be razor burn.

by hsm_herpyderpy October 23, 2019

Shannon

When you lose 5 NFL fantasy matches in a row

so you lost again aye, thats 5 in a row.. man you had a shannon

by gebangers October 9, 2023

Sloppy Shannon

Where your friends joke about fucking your mom, but secretly they actually are.

Damn I just got done with Sloppy Shannon last night. I bet Kody will never know the truth.

by MotherFer69 June 16, 2025

Shannon

That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.

Me and my ex broke up, then that Shannon hit up my friend to get my ex’s number.

by FunnyEx October 26, 2020

Shannon

Shannon is a intelligent, well mannered girl that you can take anywhere. No matter what Shannon will always insure that you have an amazing time. Usually bearing blonde hair and blue eyes, Shannon is sure to sweep any man off their feet. Don’t judge shannon by her outside because she is so much more than a pretty face. Shannon will have you hooked in no time.

Man: Who is that beautiful women? She seems to get along with everyone?

Friend: That has to be a Shannon!

by Nyrauko June 26, 2019

Shannon Tuttle

A hot bitch that would make you fall in love within seconds but is a lesbian and always teaches you new stuff about girls every night

SHANNON TUTTLE WHY ARE YOU TEACHING ME ABOUT GIRLS PERIODS LOL

by floppinggigachad12345679 June 10, 2022

drake shannon

Drek

drake shannon

by Goji2400supersayianultimate May 31, 2017