sex

pasta.
good pasta.

that was the best sex ever.

by englishland January 18, 2009

sex

the greatest thing on the planet.

has many different branches to it including:
sex
anal sex
oral sex
hot sex
orgasmic sex

you can define it yourself

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I had some (blank) sex last night.

by Greg Papoose April 4, 2007

sex

The number one reason why men are stupid.

The philosopher might wonder why, aside from being an evolutionary device, men are attracted to having sex.

by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010

sex

to put your penis in a women's vagina or to do a lot more

James follows Trish into the woods. almost immediately James turns around and pins Trish to the floor. James starts stripping her first he got the bra and undid it and started squeezing and sucking on her boobs making moans as loud as he could! Trish was enjoying this and to show her appreciation she started moaning and asking for "more" "harder" James got down to the final bit the nickers he slid his finger down and fingered her so hard. he stripped her and started licking her clit multiple times in till he got into sucking the vagina he licked and put his tongue into the centre of her vagina as fast as possible ... he stuck his penis into her vagina and she screamed and moaned about how good it was. he released and stripped himself he was now licking her stomach and thighs . he got Trish up and made her neal he grabbed hold of trishes head and got her to suck his dick he started to cum in trishes mouth and Trish swallowed it...it was the best sex ever they kept going in till they could no longer they were sucking on each other playing with each other. James trapped hold of his penis and stuck it in her arse and was sliding in and out with ease they both really enjoyed this

by fuckgirls March 12, 2020

sex

the best thing in life; when a man pounds his penis into a girls crouch, causing her to yelp or moan.

man, me and cam had sex last night, and he rocks at putting his penis in the right spot!!

by camlover23 June 10, 2009

sex

When a Male insert his dick in a Female (or male)

I finaly ask this HOT guy out and after our date he was going to go to my house but insted we went to his he ask if i wanted to come in. befor i could say yes we we kissed we end up on the floor. our clothes are off our bodies. i suck his Big Thick Long penis and then put it in me. He starts to play with my Big Huge Round breast, then sucks my nice big round nipples as we fuck eachother. "OOOOOOOOHHH....!!! yeeeeess!!!" I say as he pushes his Big dick in and out of me really fast. i role my eyes back and screem real loud. We we slow down. he said with wide eyes "I have never had SEX like that ever!" I say "I've never had sex!" we fiddle with each other and then fall asleep

by Wanting~!~Someone January 28, 2008

sex

It's smurufin'tacular. It is where a man takes his ramalamadindong and puts it in a girl's shalababala. Many things can be used to increase this pleasure: condoms, dildos, and STDs. Usually performed by members of the opposite sex. Usually the end product is a baby and a lifetime commitment.

Sex is awesome and fun.

by Aristotle Mastroianni December 14, 2008