It’s like when people don’t bother you much and then the holidays come and they’re all up your butt about something.
by spoiled_milk December 14, 2019
Get the seasonally harassed mug.Also known as scheming szn, and can also be referred to as Fielding season. Scheming season starts around late May- June, soon after cuffing season is over. Scheming season is basically when large amounts of couples break up, likely so they can scheme a.k.a get with other people over the summer months. Everyone wants to be in a secure relationship during the cold months and have someone for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc... but as soon as the summer season hits, it’s scheming szn and everyone wants to party and hook up with people.
“Dude did you hear that Matt broke up with Emily?”
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”
Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.
Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
“Yeah dude, I saw it coming; it’s scheming szn”
Cuffing Season is the time of year when people couple off to combat the cold and loneliness. When parsed down, it is simply a social construct, partly manufactured from holiday stress and partly biological, that pushes single people into relationships for the winter months. Scheming season is quite literally the opposite of cuffing season, that winter impulse to snuggle up with someone indoors.
Scheming season is the time from late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play to field.
by AK47! June 21, 2019
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When everyone that is an Aries gives literally no fucks unintentionally. The funniest shit and best shit happens then because all the Aries are just straight out thriving. All Aries are even more fearless then before and they stand up to that mean bitch, or shoot their shot.
When everyone that is an Aries gives literally no fucks unintentionally. The funniest shit and best shit happens then because all the Aries are just straight out thriving. All Aries are even more fearless then before and they stand up to that mean bitch, or shoot their shot.
“Guys I full on slapped jEsSiCa today.”
“oMg yOu dId tAyLor!?”
“yeah guys get used to it, it’s aries season my guy!”
“oMg yOu dId tAyLor!?”
“yeah guys get used to it, it’s aries season my guy!”
by aries19 October 15, 2019
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Girls whine on a guy as much as you can from; May 5th to July 15th. Then again September 1st to November 8th.
Girls whine on a guy as much as you can from; May 5th to July 15th. Then again September 1st to November 8th.
by Linglong221 June 4, 2020
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