sea gull farmer

one who raises sea gulls

look at that guy, he is a sea gull farmer.

by Mr. gull May 3, 2004

Seagulls

Nature's version of welfare recipients.

Seagulls and welfare recipients are a lot alike...they both sit around waiting for handouts, spawn uncontrollably, and make a lot of noise that irritates the shit out of everything around them.

by JustAnotherGuy October 26, 2012

seagulling

The act of spunking on your hand and flick/throw it at someone.

dude the wife wouldn't suck me off last night,
so i gave her a good seagulling.

by l.salvona March 8, 2011

seagulling

The ugly brother of its sibling happy slapping this is where chavs and pikeys alike ejaculate into their palm and film from their mobile phones throwing their seaman on a stranger from the public without them knowing whats coming. The film makers then send it round via bluetooth through the chav network

come on rude boy lets seagul this crazy mofo

(seagulling)

by Beatbox3r_boy July 22, 2008

Seagullpocalypse

A Seagullpocalypse is when a metric fuckton of seagulls surrounds the area above you and proceeds to squawk in a horrifically annoying manner. The only sound that breaks up the cacophony is the slap of shit hitting the deck.

This event is particularly irritating and often occurs just as your falling asleep or just before the sun starts to rise.

"It's a fucking seagullpocalypse out there!!!!"
"Not getting any sleep tonight with that racket going on above, damn seagullpocalypse....."

by Mallyx June 12, 2014

Seagulls

People with no money who want to share your drugs

As soon as the boys found out i had a bag all the seagulls were begging me for a line..

by maccasweatshirt August 9, 2020

Nuclear seagulls

Goosebumps on the lower right corner of your upper lip.

I got the nuclear seagulls when Josh ate the last of my Christmas.

by Steak daddy July 11, 2018