Enters a scenario in a position unbecoming of the circumstance just to pull-off the jammiest and flukiest upset seen in the history of civilisation. This is promptly followed by asserting said circumstance to have been one that was planned and even anticipated by the said seagull.
Stevie limped through the 2015 fantasy football just to pull off the flukiest seagull sweep in the playoffs - shit he's dining out on that Seagull's sweep.
by fantasydan November 21, 2016

My dad said that computers have come as far as they can possibly go back in 1972. What a flock of seagulls.
by Kahuna77 September 4, 2020

Doing a seagull is when you’re having sex on the beach and you dip the tip of your cock in the sand to put it back in her vagina. She will then make a seagull noise.
by McFire sexking June 12, 2022

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.
by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021

I was banging some bar fly on the beach. Gave her the ole screaming seagull. Nearly woke the neighborhood.
by Cmon now September 13, 2018

Guy 1: hey wheres stephanie
Guy 2: she off pulling a seagull out the back
Guy 1: sick classic stephanie
Guy 2: she off pulling a seagull out the back
Guy 1: sick classic stephanie
by RooftopBar April 9, 2019

Yeah man, Marcus was just seagull shitting all day yesterday. He needs to be moved to the ground floor.
by XX-_- February 1, 2024
