Seagull

The most defined and brilliant creature on earth. One of the seagulls many thousands of talents is surviving against seals by pecking them to death. Seagulls are such small creatures yet they can over come the biggest things, like seals (seriously those things are massive).

Friend1: Don’t be a chicken, be a seagull.

Friend 2: What does that even mean?
Friend 1: over come any challenge!!!
Friend 2: Oh

by Auch August 1, 2021

Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.

Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back

by Allen Charles August 16, 2021

Seattle Seagull

When you ejaculate inside of someone and extract the semen like a seagull.

Me and my friend did the seattle seagull the other day.

by CrazyJelqer June 27, 2025

Seagull Shuttle

Banging multiple chicks who you drove to the beach while stealing their snacks

Super Fan Josh was trying pull a seagull shuttle on webster lake

by Ched Doyle July 5, 2025

Seagulling

Seagulling (verb)
/ˈsē-ˌgil-iŋ/
1. The art of orbiting someone you secretly (or not-so-secretly) want, without committing to actual interaction—just circling, watching, and occasionally swooping in to drop a cryptic comment.
2. Often performed by people who want to be noticed but still keep the upper hand… or their dignity.

“She’s been seagulling me all week—everywhere I turn, there she is, pretending to check her phone but clearly tracking my every move.”

by CGullFriend August 11, 2025

seagul eats rat

Gogogogo gogogogo

seagul eats rat:

Person 1: That seagul is eating a rat!

Person 2: gogogogo gogogogo

by Flonky March 7, 2025

Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.

Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”

by The master cock November 24, 2021