schlong master

an ancient being whos legend is spread around the world he is mainly popular in the regions of mexico where the legend is told of the sex hero diago

in germany, schlong master is the one who comes at easter
oi! i got a schlong master egg!!!!!

by jashawn May 2, 2008

scion

1. A new line of cars from Toyota
2. boxes on wheels
3. A crappy rip off of the PT Cruiser
4. mini SUVs without 4WD
5. WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT, with an engine
6. The Honda Element's younger brother

Did you see that Scion drive by?
Oh that was a car? I thought a refrigerator fell out of the flatbed up there.

by mn May 13, 2004

schlong

Nick Name for your penis

dude 1: My schlong is like 6 inches

Dude 2: Get fucked cunt its like 1 inch of fury

by MultiBitchslayer December 18, 2012

schlong

penis, male genatalia etc

"i have a huge schlong" or "schlong it!"

by Alex .? May 19, 2006

schlonk

A load, loser, or lazy ass person. A real disappointment.

I wasn't impressed with that lawyer we had. He was a real schlonk.

Joey you schlonk, get your ass out of bed, it's 1:00 already.

by Schukie December 30, 2006

schlong dancer

Chick that likes to do the horizontal bop, the tube snake boogie, lap dance and wieny goggle.

Yo that schlong dancer has got a tight little unit, watch her shake her money maker baby.

by Macdaddy1 August 15, 2006

2010 Scion XB

By far, one of the ugliest vehicles ever made. Driven solely by douchebag males and ugly females. Hooking up this POS, is laughable. Toyota, congratulations on the joke you've created in this vehicle.

Look at that butterface driving that 2010 Scion XB!

by Murphy Jones March 10, 2010