schwoopner

Anything with an irregular bend or bump

It’s got a schwoopner in it

by Schoowner man April 13, 2022

Schnoots

Meaning to love the smell of energy. Also known as doing lines of cocaine.

Hey girl, wanna do some schnoots tonight and make bad decisions?

by Old lady24 April 23, 2022

Schnoogened

When one is positively off their chops on toffee hooter

Corrrrr Nigel…..I’m Schnoogened!!

Put the kettle on gurl…..I’m Schnoogened!

by JBonious1989 April 30, 2022

schnorpleglob

shh - norp - lee - glob

it means fuck

‘oh schnorpleglob man’

by schnorpleglob May 22, 2022

Schmoopy

When a women is acting suspicious during a call/text chat

My girlfriend was being schmoopy on call today

by Mwilcox August 19, 2022

Schoop

A man who looks like a beach bum. Often puking in inappropriate settings.

Hey look there’s a schoop looking guy there at the bar. He probably wants to be an architect.

by Rickyticky123 December 14, 2022

Schnoodle

An uncircumcised penis with extra long foreskin.

Paul, put your damn schnoddle away, it smells lake gay dumpster sex in here!

Last time I went fishing with Paul we weren't having any luck. He pulled out his schnoodle and used it like a casting net and caught a monster trout.

This is the last time I agree to putting that schnoodle in my my mouth, Paul. I lost consciousness after choking on all the loose skin.

by anonymous December 21, 2022