slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015

Slapping the Salad

Masturbating

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!

by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017

swapping special spit

the act of put your saliva in your partner's mouth for fellatio

Mikey always swapping special spit with Christie to clue her in on what he was thinking.

by Sillygritty July 30, 2022

Sausage Slapping

Two gay men engaging in sexual relations.

Look at those two dudes holding hands, I bet they're gonna go home and do some sausage slapping.

by 0wnfac3 March 18, 2011

southern slapping

Anal sex with a girl from the south.

"I'm gonna do some southern slapping with peggy sue tonight!"

by codkat February 5, 2014

clam snapping

When a vagina slams shut on your finger and you cant get it out, can also apply to a penis or another object.

I had issues with some serious clam snapping last night, we had to go to hospital.

by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015

Thanos Snapping

Originated from Avengers: End Game, thanos snapping an person or thing means to completely erase them from existence, becoming little more than dust.

"My mom almost saw my hentai, thanos snapping my browser history, flm"

by ArcaneRanger March 13, 2022