Hot Saw

A hopped up modified chainsaw used for typically logging. Usually outrageously loud and shooting wood chips flying.

Johnny's hot saw is rippin' through that cedar.

by treeturd April 21, 2025

Dull saw

When an elderly woman removes her dentures before giving you the best blow job of your life.

I did some yard work for my grandma’s friend Nancy and she rewarded me with a dull saw

by Sfjack May 6, 2020

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god would weep if subjected to it

Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025

Yee Saw

A seesaw in which one participant of see-sawing is flung into the air.

Physics Teacher: "Using torque, at what velocity will Person A be flung into the air as a result of the motion of the Yee Saw"

by 1234567890asdfghjklzz November 29, 2018

dirty saw

Dirty saw = A hot rod chainsaw,one that has been modified beyond its manufactures original intent. This includes but not limited to porting or opening up the exhaust port,Balancing the crank,cleaning up the ports in the head to allow for better fuel and air flow.

Why use a box store saw when you can really let the chips fly with a dirty saw or a hot saw. Box store chainsaw= chevette. hot saw or dirty saw= top fuel funny car!

by falconburn February 8, 2012

Saw mill

When one drops so many logs on the toilet they look like theyre headed down river to a saw mill.

"Dude where have you been??!! Youve been in the roilet for a half hour!" "Sorry bro i was sending a bunch of logs down river to the saw mill."

by Idonthavenopseudom&m December 24, 2020