GuyA: Dude, you left a big leather sausage in the toilet, Not Cool!
BuyB: Not as big as the one your Mom did on my chest last night
GuyA: Not Cool
BuyB: Not as big as the one your Mom did on my chest last night
GuyA: Not Cool
by AcuteAngle January 02, 2010
when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.
"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"
"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"
"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"
by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016
Just a group of dudes that all of have big crispy sausages or big dicks. A group of Sausage Bros aren't gay, but might seem gay to some. They love to drink and tend to hang out with girls that are sluttier then most.
by Gfffghhhuufrtyu March 11, 2017
Hetrosexual male attempting oral for the first time , or to gain favour ….fending off the full meat delivery by only nibbling the tip
if Dave in accounts offers you a blow job to get promotion …forget it, he's a only a fucking sausage nibbler.
by Thegoosekat January 22, 2016
A slutty older woman. One who still accepts sausage even though her skin is leathery and falling off her body.
Dude, that Ruby is SUCH a sausage zombie. I saw her with an 89-year old going into a strip club the other day.
by jorbastopal November 04, 2010
by snew7 April 27, 2011
A sausage pact is a polygamy consisting of only guys. The structure of the marriage differs from group to group. For example, one sausage pact may have a rotational alpha-male, while others may have a traditional alpha-male. The sausage pact is related to the sausage party or sausage fest.
by Milkes November 19, 2018