Velvet Mushroom

The smooth skin area remaining after the application of a mushroom tattoo.
GuyA: Richie has a velvet mushroom
GuyB: I know, Hynam gave it too him
by AcuteAngle January 02, 2010
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Leather Sausage

Solid waste matter from the body of a human being or animal.
GuyA: Dude, you left a big leather sausage in the toilet, Not Cool!
BuyB: Not as big as the one your Mom did on my chest last night
GuyA: Not Cool
by AcuteAngle January 02, 2010
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