Sea Sausage

Slang for Merman cock.

That mermaid had herself some sea sausage and eggs for breakfast.

by beefjerkeyAlDente June 19, 2012

Leather Sausage

Solid waste matter from the body of a human being or animal.

GuyA: Dude, you left a big leather sausage in the toilet, Not Cool!
BuyB: Not as big as the one your Mom did on my chest last night
GuyA: Not Cool

by AcuteAngle January 2, 2010

Sausage dumpster

A lady that has her box stuffed with dirty man parts.

Did you see all them dirty dicks sheena took last weeekend? That bitch is such a sausage dumpster.

by dudeporker December 9, 2015

Canadian sausage

When a man sticks his or her dick into another dick

“Yeah bro lets go do some Canadian sausage in the bathroom”

by SLAV Brew March 2, 2020

ogre sausages

To have extremely fat fingers or toes.

Dude, Mary has some ogre sausages, it looks like a barbecue down there!

by shanghaiohmy August 11, 2018

sausage girth

Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.

I'll look up sausage girth on you tube and nobody will suspect a thing.

by whatatroll May 26, 2014

Hairy Sausage

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.

"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"

by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016