“Sorry bro can’t make it in today, my baby momma just droppped the kids off ; j have to take them to Saturday school. My bad
by Uncleray2469 October 25, 2025
Get the Saturday Schoolmug. When you and 2-3 friends get a 30-pack of beer and a 30-pack of white castle at 6am on Saturday and you have to finish it before noon.
The first one to shit their pants or puke loses.
The first one to shit their pants or puke loses.
Dave: "Yo bro, lets do sloppy saturday tomorrow!"
Kris: "Aw hecky naw, I shit my pants last sloppy saturday"
Kris: "Aw hecky naw, I shit my pants last sloppy saturday"
by pizzapals November 17, 2023
Get the Sloppy Saturdaymug. by Weeniewarrior246 January 24, 2025
Get the Super Sucky Saturdaymug. A new version of Follow Friday, on the Social Networking site "Twitter." This fashion was created by Twitter user @maskedscientist
Let me give a shout out to @so_n_so @jonhdoe for today's #stalksaturday. You should #stalk them. This is a "Stalk Saturday."
by mstmat September 25, 2009
Get the Stalk Saturdaymug. by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Saturday night fiendmug. That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.
It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.
It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.
Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."
Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"
Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"
Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."
Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."
Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"
Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"
Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."
Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."
by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013
Get the Perpetual Saturdaysmug. Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Get the Small business saturdaymug.