golden santa

Peeing and cuming into a girl at the same time.

"I got a golden santa yesterday, Stacy!"

by Karkels April 11, 2016

crack santa

A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.

"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."

by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018

Santa Claus

A person that likes to commit crimes like breaking and entering. Also has diabetes from how many fucking cookies he eats.

Santa Claus is not real people.

by Lilfam October 3, 2018

Toilet Santa

A person who repeatedly gives bad or cheap gifts on Christmas.

Another chia pet? Aunt Martha is a real toilet Santa.

by Cthuloo December 23, 2017

santa's belly

When santa eats to many ginger bread cookies, he should really go on a diet AND GET RIPPED!!!!!!

Man you should go on a diet or your gonna have santa's belly so get out there and GET RIPPED.

by Trashing stardust May 5, 2017

Santa claus

A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.

Santa claus is coming to town...

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 9, 2016

santa marta

Mexico uses this word to describe marijuana

Got any Santa Marta

by Truth1919 July 27, 2016