A bald and ginger YouTuber who teaches English, He loves mushrooms and does them on a daily. He is completely against teaching students and talks about mushrooms instead.
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God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."
Lucifer ๐ "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"
Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*
Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"
God "Yeah! Right!?"
Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"
God "I made a deal."
Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"
God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."
Lucifer ๐ "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."
God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."
Lucifer ๐ "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"
Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*
Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"
God "Yeah! Right!?"
Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"
God "I made a deal."
Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"
God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."
Lucifer ๐ "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."
God "No, Jesus was the me-guy this is Samson- Wait... Is that... Yet? Where ARE we, like, chronologically speaking?" ๐ค
Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"
God "Donkey jaw."
Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"
God "Yup."
Lucifer ๐จ "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"
God ๐คท โ๏ธ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."
Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"
God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."
Lucifer ๐ "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."
God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."
Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."
God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."
Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"
God "Donkey jaw."
Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"
God "Yup."
Lucifer ๐จ "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"
God ๐คท โ๏ธ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."
Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"
God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."
Lucifer ๐ "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."
God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."
Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."
God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."
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